Kirby’s Return to Dreamland

Kirby’s Return to Dreamland

Developer: HAL Laboratory

Publisher: Nintendo

Platform: Nintendo Wii

Released (North America): October 24, 2011

Released (Japan): October 27, 2011

Released (Europe): November 25, 2011

Released (Australia): December 1, 2011

Originally Played From: December 21, 2011 – March 16, 2012

Kirby is back with all-new Super Abilities!”

Return to Dream Land is a more traditional Kirby game than Kirby’s Epic Yarn. Kirby’s trademark ability to copy powers from certain enemies and objects returns.

The premise of the game is simple. A starship flies out of a wormhole when King Dedede and Waddle Dee try to steal a cake from Kirby as Meta Knight reads a book. When they see the ship, the investigate and meet Magolor, an alien who lost five pieces of his ship, the Lor Starcutter, and 120 Energy Spheres. These items serve as MacGuffins for the player to collect.

Magolor offers the gang a trip to his homeworld, Halcandra (eh? Ehh?), if they help him fix his ship.

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Kirby’s Epic Yarn Part Two

Mushroom Run in Treat Land is full of tricky platforming!

Sweets Park is the cutest level EVER. Graham crackers, cookies drizzled with chocolate, tufts of frosting, strawberries, cake… and none of it is a lie!

Melody Town? The level that comes right after? Best. In. Forever.

It’s simply wonderful to integrate audiovisual stimuli into platforming. It’s compelling and rewarding.

The boss of Treat Land is Squashini. His stage is very inventive as well!

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Kirby’s Epic Yarn Part One

Kirby’s Epic Yarn

Developer: Good-Feel and HAL Laboratory

Publisher: Nintendo

Platform: Nintendo Wii

Released (North America): October 17, 2010

Released (Japan): October 14, 2010

Released (Australia): February 24, 2011

Released (Europe): February 25, 2011

Originally Played From: July 20, 2011 – September 24, 2011

Go behind the seams with Kirby!”

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Alien: Isolation Part Four: Final Thoughts and Miscellany

Final Thoughts

Well, Sega certainly had something to prove after Gearbox ripped them off with Aliens: Colonial Marines, didn’t they? Yet, my feelings towards this game somehow aren’t as strong as they should be. Maybe because this game has you being the most vulnerable of any Alien game I’ve played. Maybe it’s because the game makes the sight of the Alien too common, without a more empowering narrative for Amanda (which her mother gets in Aliens). The game almost feels incomplete in a way. Perhaps they can do a sequel with a better story for Amanda?

I guess I’m a little disappointed because I expected constant terror, but no game is tat scary. But I do think that, for a certain type of gamer, they should check it out, if for no other reason than the later levels. It’s weird that the game is kind of back-loaded in the last quarter or so.

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Alien: Isolation Part Two: Alone

Amanda gets the trauma kit and tries to flee the San Cristobal Medical Facility.
I had a death where the Alien impaled Amanda and then you see it cover her face. That’s what happens if you stupidly try to flee it.

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Alien: Isolation Part One: Breakdown

Alien: Isolation

Platform: PS3

Publisher: Sega

Developer: Creative Assembly

Released: October 7, 2014

Played From: December 22, 2015 – January 7, 2016

The game uses retro FOX fanfare!

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Dead Rising 2: Off the Record Part One: Not-So Well Met

Dead Rising 2: Off the Record

System: Xbox 360

Developer: Capcom Vancouver

Publisher: Capcom

Released (US): October 11, 2011

Released (Australia and Japan): October 13, 2011

Released (Europe): October 14, 2011

Played From: October 19, 2011 – November 9, 2011

Off the Record is a rerelease/reimagining of Dead Rising 2, the first Dead Rising game made by Capcom Vancouver. The key difference between DR2 and OtR is who the main character is. DR2 had Chuck Greene, a good but stoic widowed father and mechanic. OtR had Frank West, a freelance photojournalist and the star of the first game. OtR was a “what if?” scenario showing how the events of DR2 would have played out with Frank in the starring role.

The basic premise is the same: Frank goes to Fortune City, Nevada to participate in Terror is Reality, a pay-per-view zombie slaughter show hosted by Tyrone “TK” King. After the show, the zombies get released, and it’s up to Frank to try to save people and crack the conspiracy.

Whereas Chuck had access to motorcycles to take down zombies en masse, Frank has to rely on his melee skills. Chuck wore a firesuit, but Frank is doled out in a mildly embarrassing wrestling singlet.

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Castlevania: Symphony of the Night Part Eight: The Legacy

The Legacy of Symphony of the Night

SotN is a highly influential game, both within its franchise and gaming as a whole, but the immediate follow-ups to it were not fellow Metroidvanias.

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